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?Are you ready, kids

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:Kids
!Aye, aye, Captain

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.I can't hear you

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:[louder ]
!Aye, aye, Captain

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♪ ...Oh

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
?under the sea ♪

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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
.and porous is he ♪

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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪

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♪ If nautical nonsense be
...something you wish ♪

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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪

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♪ Then drop on the deck
.and flop like a fish ♪

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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪

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♪ ?Ready
!SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants

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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants

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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants

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[laughs heartily ]

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Captioning sponsored by THE]
[U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION[ plays airy tune

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[and NICKELODEON

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:SANDY
...You know, SpongeBob

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sometimes it's nice
to hang up my hang glider

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and just watch the clouds
.roll by

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.Yep. And just relax

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...Yeah

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.relax

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!Ooh! Ooh! Ooh
You know what that
?cloud looks like

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?What

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.A flower

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,They all look like flowers
.SpongeBob... all the time

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.They sure do

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You know, normally
I'd offer to race you

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to the top
of Coral Cliffs

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but I don't
want to miss out

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on a second of this
.beautiful beauty

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.Me either

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Who wants to get
?all dirty anyway

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.Yeah... and sweaty

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Besides, I think we know
.who'd get to the top first

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.Yeah

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[both laugh ]

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:BOTH
.Me

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.That's funny, Sandy

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It sounded
like you said

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you could beat me
.in a climbing contest

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!'Course I can

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!I'm a squirrel

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!See

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I thought that meant
.you were nuts

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Nope. It means I'm
!a natural born climber

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I'm from the surface world

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and nothing prepares you
for climbing

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like growing up
.on good old dry land

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[laughs ]

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!Land-shmand

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It's all about
.finger strength, baby

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And if there's anything
we've got plenty of down here

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.it's finger strength

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[grunting ]

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,What do you say to that
?Miss Mittens

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I say I'm already
!halfway there

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!Aah

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[panting ]

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[grunting ]

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!No fair, Sandy

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!You got a head start

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!Sorry, SpongeBob

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That's the way
!the coral crumbles

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!Hey

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!Ohh

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!You did that on purpose

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.Yeah, but this is a accident

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!Aah

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Too bad you forgot
.your umbrella

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♪ !...I didn't

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[laughing ]

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Well, it's about time
.you showed up

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...But you were
...I saw you... I

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!I want a rematch

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First one to the Krusty Krab
.is the winner

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Ain't no way
a sea critter

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can run faster
!than a land critter

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.I can underwater

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...I'm

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!hydrodynamically designed

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Think you can win
a fair race

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in that clunky
?tin tube

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Why don't you ask
?my be-hind

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...That is
.if you can catch it

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,What do you say to that
?Hydropants

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I say, I'm already
...halfway there

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...halfway there

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...halfway there
...halfway there

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!Hey

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[laughing ]

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!Thanks for the face lift

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[laughing ]

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You see, I told you
...you didn't have a

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!There you are

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Ain't that just
like a land creature

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...to keep a sea creature

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!waiting...

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[laughing ]

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I thought y'all
!wanted a rematch

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I did! And I took
!a head start like you did

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I was just funnin'
!with ya that time

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But I guess all y'all underwater
!don't have to play fair

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,I guess we don't
!air breather

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!Water sucker

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!Tree climber

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.Gulf streamer

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!Kite flier

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!Chum chewer

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[gasps ]

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...Take that back, you
.not... wet... person

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Aha! You can't
even come up
!with another name

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!That proves it

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?Proves what

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That land critters are
.better than sea critters

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?Better at what

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,Oh, durn near everything
.I guess

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Cattle ropin and pie eatin'
and wood choppin'

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.and flyin'

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What's she
?blabbering about

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She says land creatures
.are best

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Only 'cause
.it's true

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We're best at horseridin'
.and fur stylin' and rowin'

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Y'all got us licked in swimmin'

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but we got corn shuckin'

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and hay bailin'
and barn raisin'

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!and... fishin'

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[all gasp ]

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And name callin'
.fer sure

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!And drowning
!Don't forget drowning

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[laughs ]

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!Good one, Squidward
!Whoo

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,Not on your life
.sport

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.I'll admit

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You've got some pretty
.good moves, for a squirrel

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[...all laughing ]

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[laughter stops ]

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But you're still
.just a land creature

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Squirrels can do
!anything they want to

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I bet you can't eat a Krabby
.Double Deluxe in one bite

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[gulps ]

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...Ah

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!Give me that

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They don't call me Cheeks
.for nothin'

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[all laugh ]

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.Well, that's just one thing

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?Can you do this

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Everyone in my family
!can do that

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...Uh... uh

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?How about this, huh

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?Can you reproduce by budding

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?Can ya

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?Can ya

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?Can ya

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?Can ya

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!No

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Most importantly

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?can you do this

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[gasping ]

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Well, what would I want to do

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any of that dumb stuff
?for anyway

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--Admit it, Sandy

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you can't do anything
!us sea creatures can do

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In fact, if it wasn't
for that suit

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you couldn't even
!live down here

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[laughing ]

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...Well, you don't

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[laughing ]

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...I don't need to

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[laughing ]

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...Grr

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!I'll show y'all

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!I don't need this suit

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!Yah

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[all gasp ]

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And I don't need
!this helmet neither

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!Neptune preserve her

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How long can she
?stay like that

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.I don't know

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?Sandy's a girl

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.Wow, Sandy

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.You sure proved us wrong

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I guess land creatures
.are better

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At least, until they need
...to breathe

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[all chuckle ]

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.Yep, won't be long now

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[groans ]

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?Feeling lightheaded yet

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:[groans ]
.Uh-uh

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?Remember this

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[breathing deeply ]

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:KRABS
!It's free

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[breathing deeply ]

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[...groaning ]

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[gasps, gurgles ]

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[gasping ]

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[others laughing ]

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!Stop laughin' at me

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!I knew it

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There was no way
"some "airhead

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was going to win anything
!against a water breather

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...Airhead

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[laughs ]

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?Huh

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:ALL
!...Sea creatures rule

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!Water! Water! Water

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,All right
.all right

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You had your
.little laugh

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But now
!it's my turn

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Y'all think you're
?such hot stuff, don't ya

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Swimmin' around with
!your fancy gills 'n such

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But none of you wet heads
.would last a minute on my turf

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!Dry land

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Do we have to wear
?pickle jars

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[all laugh ]

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Nope, nothin' but the clothes
!on your backs

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?One minute
!No problem... landy

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[all laugh ]

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[continue laughing ]

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[continue laughing ]

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?Well, so are you going or not

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:ALL
...Uh... well... we... uh

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...Actually... uh
...you know... uh

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...We can't... uh
...because

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We're... late
...for... um

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!Our fitting

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Oh, you mean
?for your chicken costumes

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[gulps ]

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!Hey... we are not chicken

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!gasps] My popcorn ]

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,Yeah, we're not chicken
.we'll do it

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!There! Mission accomplished

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Look, unless you can stay above
water for one measly minute

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you forfeit the contest

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and prove that land creatures
!are better than sea creatures

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.No way, San-day

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We can take on
.your challenge

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:OTHERS
!Yeah

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We're not afraid of
.your dumb old land

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:OTHERS
!Yeah

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!We're sea creatures

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:ALL
!Yeah

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.Okay

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.Well, this is it

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!Wait, boy

250
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.Make it last

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[gulping ]

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.Thanks, Mr. Krabs

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...Okay

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[gulps ]

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!Here I go

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[gasping ]

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[breathing more easily ]

258
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!Hey... this isn't so bad

259
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!We can do this

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!Hey, Patrick, come on up

261
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!The air is fine

262
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I'm gonna do it quick
.and get it over with

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!...Cannonball

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!Hey, I lost my trunks

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!Hi, SpongeBob

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!All right, Pat
!You made it

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!Mr. Krabs

268
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,Come on up
!Mr. Krabs

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,All ashore that's goin' ashore
!Mr. Squidward

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!Land... ho

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,Lookin' good
!Mr. Krabs

272
00:10:07,034 --> 00:10:09,241
!Yeah, whoo-hoo

273
00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:10,793
,Come on
!Squidward

274
00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:12,689
You're missing
.all the dry

275
00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:13,965
,Come on
!Squidward

276
00:10:14,068 --> 00:10:15,793
:ALL
!Squidward! Squidward

277
00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:18,517
...Well, I'll do it
.but I won't like it

278
00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:22,000
...Squidward! Squidward! Squid

279
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,137
?What

280
00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:26,172
!Well, here we are

281
00:10:26,275 --> 00:10:30,206
:SQUIDWARD
!This is pretty easy

282
00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:32,689
:PATRICK
I may keep a second rock
!up here

283
00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:34,965
:KRABS
,Once you get your land legs
!it's not so bad

284
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,172
We're the masters

285
00:10:36,275 --> 00:10:38,275
!of land and sea

286
00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:39,931
!Hey, it's a local. Hi

287
00:10:40,034 --> 00:10:41,896
!We're from underwater

288
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,793
?Do you know Sandy Cheeks

289
00:10:45,172 --> 00:10:48,172
...Three, two, one

290
00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:49,310
!Well, tan my fur

291
00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:50,344
!They made it

292
00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:51,931
!Better go congratulate them

293
00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:54,896
?SpongeBob

294
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,586
?Patrick

295
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,137
Hmm, where did those
?critters get to

296
00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:06,758
[all screaming ]

297
00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:07,931
!Holy Guacamole

298
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:12,103
,You can't eat my friends
!you rats with wings

299
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,620
!Hi-yah

300
00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:18,793
[grunting and karate-yelling ]

301
00:11:18,896 --> 00:11:19,689
[splash ]

302
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:25,482
Uh, thanks for
.saving us, Sandy

303
00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:28,172
You know everyone's
.best at something

304
00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,482
But no one's best
.at everything

305
00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:33,724
Sorry I made you take off
.your helmet, Sandy

306
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,413
Sorry I made you go up
.on dry land, SpongeBob

307
00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:39,310
Three cheers for feeling
!sorry for ourselves

308
00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:40,379
...Hip-hip

309
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,310
:ALL
!Hooray

310
00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:42,379
...Hip-hip

311
00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:43,310
:ALL
!Hooray

312
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:44,379
...Hip-hip

313
00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:47,068
:BOTH
...Hooray

314
00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:06,344
:NARRATOR
Ah... the Bikini Bottom Zoo
.is having its annual free day

315
00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:07,172
...Free balloons

316
00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:11,862
...free drinks

317
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,241
?free light bulbs

318
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:15,689
!Aha

319
00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:17,551
!Top 'o the mornin', boys

320
00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:18,413
[laughs nervously ]

321
00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:22,758
.Whew! Next stop.. gift shop

322
00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:25,137
--There it is
.Oyster Stadium

323
00:12:25,241 --> 00:12:26,862
Not only do they have

324
00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:29,482
the largest oyster
held in captivity

325
00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:30,965
.it also does tricks

326
00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:32,655
:[dramatic voice ]
He spits a giant pearl

327
00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,724
100 feet in the air

328
00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,965
!like a cannon ball

329
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,724
Why are we hanging around
!?watching a cheap imitation

330
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:46,448
!Let's get over there

331
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:50,103
:BOTH
This is the greatest day
!of our lives

332
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:57,758
[...snoring and gurgling ]

333
00:12:57,862 --> 00:13:00,655
This is the greatest
?day of our lives

334
00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:01,206
.Boring

335
00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:07,379
,You're right, Patrick
...we came to see

336
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,068
!pearls 100 feet in the air
?Right

337
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:12,344
.I'll try my oyster call

338
00:13:12,448 --> 00:13:18,310
[...gibbering and trilling ]

339
00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:22,758
.Well, I'm outta here

340
00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:24,793
,Thanks for nothin'
.SpongeBob

341
00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:26,827
[snoring and gurgling ]

342
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,517
,Come on, come on
!wake up already

343
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:36,275
[grunts ]

344
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:39,517
[gurgling ]

345
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,172
!I think it's working

346
00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:40,965
[gurgling ]

347
00:13:41,068 --> 00:13:42,965
[grunting anxiously ]

348
00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:45,137
!Hey, Patrick, it's waking up

349
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,103
?Oh boy, did I miss it

350
00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:49,103
No, the show's
...about to begin

351
00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:50,000
[whimpering ]

352
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:55,206
[...wailing loudly ]

353
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,655
What's wrong
?with Clamu

354
00:13:57,758 --> 00:13:59,103
[...wailing ]

355
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,103
,Easy, girl, it's me
?Joe, remember

356
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:05,724
[snarling ]

357
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:08,241
[screaming ]

358
00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:10,620
!Now, this is a show

359
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,482
:[.MAN [ on p.a
.Attention, zoo patrons

360
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:15,896
Clamu The Giant Oyster
!is on an emotional rampage

361
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,448
Please scream and
.run around in circles

362
00:14:18,551 --> 00:14:19,827
[all scream ]

363
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:21,448
.Thanks for coming

364
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:24,068
[...snarling and wailing ]

365
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:26,379
You boys better get
!out of this area, pronto

366
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:28,103
There's nothing
more dangerous

367
00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:30,137
than an emotionally
.disturbed oyster

368
00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:31,931
You didn't do anything

369
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:33,965
that might have caused
?this tragedy, did you

370
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,482
...Uh

371
00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:39,620
No way! Only a jerk
.would upset a gentle giant

372
00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:41,655
?Right, SpongeBob

373
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:42,965
.Right

374
00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:46,620
[...wailing ]

375
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:50,172
:PATRICK
Man, if I ever see
the guy who upset Clamu

376
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:53,172
I'd have a few choice words
...for him, like

377
00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:58,206
..."you"... and... "are"
"!and... "a jerk

378
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:01,275
Are you sure you didn't see
?anything suspicious

379
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:04,241
,I already said I didn't
!Patrick, sheesh

380
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,551
Hey, lets investigate
this crime

381
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,793
and catch the lowlife
.who's responsible

382
00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:10,793
!Give it a rest, Patrick

383
00:15:10,896 --> 00:15:12,827
There's no crime
to investigate

384
00:15:12,931 --> 00:15:14,758
!Now go home

385
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:20,724
...Stupid Patrick
!I didn't do anything wrong

386
00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:22,896
Aw, what am I getting
?so worked up about

387
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,793
I'm sure that by tomorrow

388
00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:27,793
this whole ugly mess
will be a funny memory
[chuckles ]

389
00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:29,206
Our top story
:tonight

390
00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:31,862
giant oyster has
!its feelings hurt

391
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:32,896
The only clue
that could be found

392
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,379
!was this lone peanut

393
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:38,620
,And as you can hear
the oyster continues

394
00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:40,724
to emit its horrible cry

395
00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:44,517
A cry so powerful, it can
be heard around the world

396
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:48,000
A cry that not only
breaks the sound barrier

397
00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:50,689
it breaks the hearts
!of our citizens

398
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:55,379
,What kind of cruel
careless, evil person

399
00:15:55,482 --> 00:16:00,827
would deliberately upset one of
?Neptune's most gentle creatures

400
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:01,793
[meows ]

401
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,448
!Aah

402
00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:06,241
No, Gary! How would I know
?anything about the oyster

403
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:07,448
[meows ]

404
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,344
Defensive? I'm not
!being defensive

405
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,862
,Barnacles! What is this
?20 questions or something

406
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:14,206
[...Clamu wailing ]

407
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,172
This is getting
.a little out of hand

408
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,034
.All I did was throw a peanut

409
00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:19,931
I didn't mean
!to make the oyster cry

410
00:16:20,034 --> 00:16:22,965
I just wanted to see it
!perform spectacular stunts

411
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,655
!Aw, everyone's going to hate me

412
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:27,931
.I, I need some advice

413
00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:29,241
...Now, let's see now

414
00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:31,758
who could never hate me
?no matter what I do

415
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,689
!Squidward

416
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,689
!Squidward! Oh Squidward

417
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:40,241
SpongeBob! Do you have
?to knock so loudly

418
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:41,275
!Sorry, neighbor

419
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,034
Oh... that
overgrown clam

420
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:44,724
is giving me
!a headache

421
00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:47,655
I can't even take
my afternoon
!beauty nap

422
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:48,827
[laughs nervously ]

423
00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:51,241
Funny thing you should
mention that old oyster

424
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:55,344
...Because I... uh
...was kind wondering, um

425
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,793
Let's say I know this guy

426
00:16:57,896 --> 00:17:01,241
who may have something
.to do with the oyster

427
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:03,896
!?You know the guy who did it

428
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,862
[gulps ]

429
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,034
!Oh, this is great

430
00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:07,724
You and I can go
!turn him in

431
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,862
,And then I'll get so much sleep
!I'll be gorgeous

432
00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:13,551
...Um, actually, I
.I'm just talking hypothetically

433
00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:14,931
You don't
?know who did it

434
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,793
!Well, um, I, uh, no

435
00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:20,206
?Squidward

436
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,413
!Gotcha

437
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:22,448
!Aah

438
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:24,448
Where were you
?on the day of today

439
00:17:24,551 --> 00:17:26,379
Don't play games
!with me, mister

440
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:27,827
,Hey, Patrick
?what are you doing

441
00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,206
!Oh hi, SpongeBob

442
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,344
I'm just continuing
my investigation

443
00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:33,241
!of the great Clamu Caper

444
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,793
Um... have you found out
?anything

445
00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:36,931
!Yes

446
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:40,241
.No, wait... um... no

447
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:43,448
But this grain of sand
looks pretty suspicious

448
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:45,724
!and so does this rock

449
00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:49,241
And I've got a few questions
!for this little piece of grass

450
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:52,931
,Don't worry, SpongeBob
!Patrick's on the case

451
00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:55,827
The truth will be
!revealed

452
00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:58,517
,I'd better go see Sandy
!she'll know what to do

453
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:02,137
!Clamu wailing...]Ohh, I can't stand it anymore ]

454
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:03,689
,That poor
!poor critter

455
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:06,275
What kind of
inconsiderate person

456
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:08,758
would upset
?such a gentle creature

457
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:11,482
Uh, that's kind of what I
...wanted to talk to you about

458
00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:15,137
Why, when I find out who caused
that oyster so much pain

459
00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:18,931
!No more jiggery pokery

460
00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,896
[grunting ]

461
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,034
Now, what was it you wanted
?to talk about, SpongeBob

462
00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:25,517
[gibbering ]

463
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:29,689
Hey, SpongeBob, how come
?you're all twitchy like that

464
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:32,172
?Twitchy? Twitchy
?Who's twitchy

465
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:33,586
!I'm not twitchy

466
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:36,413
,Sorry, Sandy
...I have to um, um

467
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:37,689
.go get my hair cut

468
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:41,172
...SpongeBob doesn't have hair

469
00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:42,310
?or does he

470
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:48,758
[panting and whimpering ]

471
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:49,793
!Hey, SpongeBob

472
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:53,413
!This is it

473
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:56,034
All of the clues
!are coming together

474
00:18:56,137 --> 00:19:00,137
I followed these footprints
right to this exact spot

475
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:02,379
and then, right
...where you're standing

476
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:05,413
I found this bag
!of peanuts! Ha

477
00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:09,000
Oh, I'm so close
to solving this crime

478
00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:12,172
!I can almost taste it

479
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:13,827
...Mmm

480
00:19:13,931 --> 00:19:16,689
Boy, crime-fighting
sure makes me hungry

481
00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:19,482
and this
yellow popsicle
!hits the spot

482
00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,448
Okay, uh, good luck
with all that, Patrick

483
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,586
...and, uh
!I'll see you later

484
00:19:23,689 --> 00:19:25,344
[chattering and whimpering ]

485
00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:27,310
:MAN
!Open up
!This is the police

486
00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:29,000
!Uh, uh, just a second

487
00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:32,172
?Are you SpongeBob SquarePants

488
00:19:32,275 --> 00:19:33,482
?Y-y-yes

489
00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:35,517
Put those eyeballs
.back in your head, son

490
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,448
We've got a few
.questions for you

491
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:40,827
Were you at the zoo

492
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,344
on the day of the
?oyster incident

493
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:45,137
!Um, um, um, yes

494
00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:46,689
Did you, or did you not
take part

495
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:47,931
in various activities
?of zoo-time merriment

496
00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:50,241
...Yes

497
00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:52,827
...And are you familiar with
?this peanut

498
00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:54,344
!Yes

499
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:56,413
...Just one more question

500
00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:59,206
Is it true that you were
at the oyster's lair

501
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:02,310
?with a Mr. Patrick Star

502
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:05,862
:[crying ]
!Yes! Yes! It's true

503
00:20:05,965 --> 00:20:07,379
!It's all true

504
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:10,413
,The merriment
...the peanut

505
00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:12,034
!the Patrick

506
00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:14,034
!That's all we need to know, son

507
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:15,448
!Let's book him

508
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,482
!Wow, you guys are good

509
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:21,620
I'm the last person
I would have suspected

510
00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:24,172
but I was looking for me
!all the time

511
00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:26,413
!It's the perfect crime

512
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,586
Yeah, yeah, tell it
!to the judge, pinky

513
00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:32,931
Oh no! Patrick's too sensitive
!for the big house

514
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:33,448
[siren wailing ]

515
00:20:33,551 --> 00:20:36,000
!Wait, stop

516
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:38,137
!I'm the one you want

517
00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:40,379
!I am the criminal

518
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:46,517
[...crowd yelling and booing ]

519
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,931
Hey, everybody, let's
throw peanuts at him

520
00:20:51,034 --> 00:20:52,448
!and see how he likes it

521
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,931
[crowd yelling ]

522
00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:56,137
!I get what I deserve

523
00:20:56,241 --> 00:21:00,655
[gulping ]

524
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:01,620
!Ouch

525
00:21:01,724 --> 00:21:03,655
[crowd booing ]

526
00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:04,448
!Wait

527
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:05,655
!Hold your peanuts

528
00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:07,931
!Patrick Star is innocent

529
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,379
I have come here
!to reveal the truth

530
00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:13,000
They say
that truth and honesty

531
00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:15,517
will be rewarded
!with trust and forgiveness

532
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,413
humming ]
[...dramatic theme

533
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,689
I'm here to lay my cards
on the table

534
00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:23,000
to trim the branches
of deception from
the tree of life

535
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:27,206
to shave away the unkempt
sideburns from the face
...of truth! I

536
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:29,896
Hey! Just get on
!with it

537
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,655
I am the one
.who threw the peanut

538
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,655
I know now that what
...I have done is wrong

539
00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:39,517
,and so I say, I am sorry
!giant performing oyster

540
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:41,586
.I am sorry, Patrick

541
00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:44,448
,I am sorry
citizens of Bikini Bottom

542
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,000
[Patrick stops humming ]

543
00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:50,103
Hey! Let's
throw peanuts
!at both of 'em

544
00:21:50,206 --> 00:21:51,758
[crowd yelling ]

545
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:55,137
.Wait! Here's the real criminal

546
00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:57,068
?Uh... top of the morning

547
00:21:57,172 --> 00:21:59,655
!Mr. Krabs

548
00:21:59,758 --> 00:22:01,103
[crowd gasps ]

549
00:22:01,206 --> 00:22:02,448
!I knew it

550
00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:05,482
Mr. Krabs stole
a very important item

551
00:22:05,586 --> 00:22:07,034
!from the oyster

552
00:22:07,137 --> 00:22:08,724
...Behold

553
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,310
[crowd groans in disgust ]

554
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,965
...Wait a minute

555
00:22:13,068 --> 00:22:13,655
!Behold

556
00:22:13,758 --> 00:22:15,344
!The oyster's pearl

557
00:22:15,448 --> 00:22:18,068
[crowd gasps ]

558
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:20,103
.Here you go, girl

559
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,344
[sniffing ]

560
00:22:23,448 --> 00:22:27,620
[crowd cheering ]

561
00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:31,517
[crowd gasps ]

562
00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:35,620
:[gurgling ]
!Mama! Mama

563
00:22:35,724 --> 00:22:37,172
!Mother of pearl

564
00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:39,068
!The oyster's a mother

565
00:22:39,172 --> 00:22:40,241
.And that pearl's no pearl

566
00:22:40,344 --> 00:22:42,379
!It's an egg

567
00:22:42,482 --> 00:22:45,275
:[gurgling ]
!Mama! Mama

568
00:22:45,379 --> 00:22:48,275
[gurgling ]

569
00:22:48,379 --> 00:22:50,517
[both gurgling happily ]

570
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:54,724
:ALL
...Aw

571
00:22:54,827 --> 00:22:57,655
!But it's... free day

572
00:22:57,758 --> 00:23:00,068
[crowd yelling ]

573
00:23:04,896 --> 00:23:08,034
and NICKELODEON

574
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,068
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